I am the god of female sexuality, of the girls and the women. Annu, our highest Goddess, has long ago thundered the door behind her, angry about the little humans who had nothing but chaos and war in mind and would inevitably destroy the planet. I could understand her very well, but I'm just not the type who thunders doors or plays the sorehead primadonna without having to laugh out loud over myself. And when you get right down to it, girls and women are pretty cute sexy creatures.
Long before humans could walk upright and talk, I taught the first females to masturbate and orgasm, and it was well done, I think. From the beginning, the females tended to put all kinds of things in their pussies to get even more lust with them. If at first it was only phallus‐shaped fruits and vegetables, later they made love sticks and godemichés, and today they have battery‐powered vibrators or clit stimulators, which I don't think have a great future.
I slip since the beginning of mankind into the bodies of the girls and women to make them horny, I masturbate them or fuck them pleasurably without tearing the hymen of the virgins, that is the task of the males who also have to care for the fertility. Not a single one of them has ever made it public that a Deity lets them masturbate and fuck.
The beginnings of mankind were really exciting. On the one hand, many more children had to be born than is usual for an animal group. On the other hand, the females had to be much more active in seeking the fucking and the pregnancy. At that time the females could still see and feel me, which made my task easier. I fucked millions of females, letting them experience the pleasure and orgasm as often as they could, craving their excitement and satisfaction. It was no problem to fuck so many females at once, a Deity can do that easily. It was more difficult to get the females to fuck not only the pack leader, but all of the males, and as often as the males could. It took a few millennia, but suddenly it clicked! and the new generation of females pounced on all the males as intended. There were horrific fights as the pack leaders lost power, and who likes to do that? However, eventually a generation of males came along who cared more about fucking than playing boss and the power stuff. It took a really long time, but the pack grew rapidly. Still masturbating was only secondary for the females, fucking came first.
The more generations came, the more intelligent they became, the more free love was regulated, with farming and settling fences were erected and property rights came crawling out, all at once came the stupid monogamy. The population grew steadily, but now fucking became secondary. Women were chained with heavy chains to a single, completely overwhelmed man, now I could play the masturbation card. Women masturbated like never before and systematically educated their daughters and the following generations to masturbate massively. I rejoiced, the next step was logical. I fucked the woman or girl in her sleep and she experienced it believing it was only a dream. She woke up in a cold sweat with her heart pounding and clit throbbing with excitement from the nightly orgasm. Oh my God! She masturbated immediately until the arousal subsided.
That was the moment a woman in the ancient Sumerian Empire invented 'cheating the husband'. I rewarded the good woman with a hundred lovers and struck her husband with that special blindness that he saw only plumbers, letter carriers and craftsmen in them. The cheating spread across the empire and beyond. Hallelujah!
I could sit back with satisfaction and take aim at other cultures. There, immensely resourceful women had figured out how to subjugate mute servants, namely pet dogs for their pleasure. The little dog was the ideal clit stimulator, his industrious tongue was excellent for making orgasm after orgasm. Even more refined were those Far Eastern women who immediately invented a new religion centered on the "Sacred Stallion". The stallion was easy to train, his cock not much thicker than the man's cock, but twice as long, the woman had to take that into account. The stallions seemed to understand better than the bulls how the women wanted to be fucked. And they could. The women kept up these customs for a few thousand years until the end of the Bronze Age. They cleverly disguised their desire to be fucked by trained stallions. No shameful cheating, but "only" a religious act! How cunning and sly was that!? I was infinitely proud of these devious women! The dumbfounded men needed hundreds, even thousands of years to get rid of the stallions and to invent the car.
Annu had limited the fertility of the Deities, we should not flood the planet with demigods. If you think about it carefully, a wise decision. However, we have always had our favorites and promoted them. I have worked with many rulers to give them many descendants. The wise and just King Hammurabi was also known for the fact that the subjects very gladly led their 12 or 13 year old daughters to his bed, because he deflowered so gladly the young girls with his "Divine Battering Ram" and they got something from the splendor and the wealth of the King. A cuneiform tablet reports 420 children of the King, but there were far more.
Ramses of Egypt was one of my particular favorites. He ruled for a very long time, built many beautiful buildings and statues and lived to be nearly 100 years old as rarely anyone did. The people gifted him well over a thousand virgins, for he too loved to deflower and impregnate young girls. He loved this ritual more than anything. He made his favorite wife lie naked on the bedstead, the virgin lay down with her back on the wife's naked pussy. He deflowered the virgin with a strong jerk and fucked her several times in a row, squirting the royal semen into the child. The favorite woman, who had become very hot from the deflowering and the virgin's fucking, pushed the girl aside and stretched her eager little hole out to him demanding. It was now easy for him to fuck the wife and put out the fire in her cunt. Both women cuddled gratefully and satisfied to their master, who sometimes demanded another round. I was touched by how much his people loved him and wept for him at the funeral.
One of my fiercest opponents in the world of the Gods was Marduk the Devious, against whom my wife Astarte rightly warned me. Marduk's favorites often developed into cruel monsters who wanted to tear the world to pieces, such as Adolf. How well I remember little Adolf and his mother, a postmaster's widow in the old Austrian Empire. What would still have been her right and his duty in ancient Greece was now shamefully disgraceful. She forced her 9 year old to mount and fuck her through three or four times a day until he went out into the world at the age of 21.
She was a wretched and ugly woman who did not inspire in her little boy any real love for the female sex. Therefore, it did not surprise any of us observers that he fucked her assiduously and eagerly, but without loving passion for her. He loved the fucking itself very much, as any youth in his position probably would have, but his love for his mother was whimsical and twisted. She was very afraid he might infect her with syphilis and forbade him any contact with girls. She threatened him with the heavens most severe punishments and would curse his cock and make it wither! He never fucked another woman out of fear even after her death.
He evolved into a scopophile, putting his face in front of the girl's pussy and watching her masturbate, rubbing his insignificant cock desperately and laboriously squeezing out the oozing semen with his fingers. His niece Geli Raubal, who shot herself in the heart shortly thereafter, reports that all with disgust but also with some sexual excitement in her diary books.
She had to sit naked on the carpet and Uncle A. put his face in front of her pussy. It started very arousing and exciting for her at 14, but at 19 she detested A. He made hundreds of drawings of her pussy and tried to draw her masturbating too. How amazed she was at first that he gave her rich gifts when she masturbated in front of him. She liked to masturbate very much and very often, why not let him watch as she gently stroked her labia and the clit gradually stiffened with horniness? How she slowly gyrated to excite the clit, began to rub faster and then triggered her orgasm with frantic rubbing? How her body jerked and wriggled in orgasm and she convulsed in spasms? No, she didn't mind that Uncle A. made her masturbate in front of his face three or four times a day. No, she didn't find anything wrong with it at first, but later it disgusted her every time, because he couldn't be persuaded with anything in this world to deflower and fuck her. Disappointed, she let the chauffeur deflower her, Uncle A. raged and had the good man murdered.
After her suicide, A. rarely found one who willingly masturbated in front of his face such as Magda, the wife of his mouthpiece Goebbels, whom he secretly despised because of his deformed club foot. She had already a handful of children, but she was an exhibitionist who masturbated as often as she could happily in front of A.'s greedy face and cheated her husband with his boss shamelessly.
At last he met a kindred spirit, Eva, whom he married the day before they committed suicide together. Eva was used to the scopohiliac tendencies of some men like her own uncle, A.'s personal photographer, who took thousands of nude photos of her — before, during and after masturbating. A. was a magnificent catch for her, the first man in the state, powerful like no other! She was and remained with pleasure an untouched virgin, A. wanted to caress her only greedily, to grope unseemly her cunt parts and to watch her masturbating endlessly. She mostly had to touch A.s cock, playing not very enthusiastically with it, shoving the foreskin back and forth. More than that she liked to take his cock in her mouth and teasingly lick it, that she knew very well from her sister's licking. He forced her to keep it in her mouth, when he was squirting, no other woman would do that. She spitted his semen to the floor with deep disgust. She never rubbed his cock, because it disgusted her with the oozing semen. Eva loved masturbating like nothing else in the world, she masturbated as often as she could in retreat and gave herself the most beautiful orgasms, day and night.
Marduk got his great war. Mankind murdered purposefully and indiscriminately. I could only marginally interfere with Marduk and got the soldiers to fuck or rape the girls and women before the murder, a faint glimmer of sex before the murder. Astarte cursed A. and all the warlords and they all perished miserably.
I loved to slip into the body and mind of very young girls, over century millennia. I loved their innocence, their childlike curiosity about sexuality. They learned to masturbate with me, they increased their desire from night to night. The night was my dear ally. The girls masturbated shyly and rarely at first, I gave them confidence and more horniness. They increased the frequency and intensity of masturbation, getting hotter by the day. By 13, most were really keen to fuck with real men. To most I sought a loin‐strong youthling from their age group, but a few were eager to be deflowered by their own father, brother, or other relative. I arranged as often as possible for a nice deflowering opportunity, since it was an important event and a turning point in my girls' lives. Out of breath and anxious, we awaited the event, our hearts beating bid to our throats and our clits throbbing and demanding for lust. Finally, finally the moment arrived! The young boys had to put their theoretical knowledge into practice and most of them knew about the sanctity of the moment. Some penetrated slowly and carefully, pressing their cock into the virgin's hole, waiting tensely for the hymen to tear. But many behaved like wild bulls, penetrating with a firm, powerful jerk and tearing the hymen with a single jerk. Most virgins were sad and dazed after their deflowering, but they had now become real women and were gradually learning to fuck.
For many millennia, disguised as a young girl, I tried to include masturbating and fucking in small, festive parties. How happy I was when I managed to seduce the girls to masturbate and fuck in small groups. I let myself be fucked by all the guys one after the other in these moments and also seduced the girls to admit their feelings a little more whorish and to let themselves be fucked by many guys one after the other, and alcohol helped a lot. Only rarely did these gangbangs get out of hand, because the violence, the rape by a pack of greedy savages was a martyrdom and traumatizing for every girl. At the beginning of mankind, these gangbangs were very common and virtually the standard. The more humans evolved into rational beings, the rarer gangbangs became. The more intelligent people became, the more they developed deviant rules, prohibitions, commandments and obstacles to hinder the happy gangbang of girls. I had to admit defeat, Annu had been proven right once again. The little humans had only chaos and war on their minds and had to get a firm grip on my girls' sexuality. Only the Amazons fought back, they just kicked the men out, cultivated lesbian lovemaking as their norm and only once a year they had a lavish party where they raped men and robbed them of their seed.
The Greeks finally invented the Carnival. A whole day and night of free love, anyone was allowed to fuck anyone and neither age, social standing nor physical beauty mattered. The Kings traditionally deflowered some very noble virgins to welcome the spring season, after that the party was open, everyone pounced on everyone with pure sexual desire and eager lust. All the servants and the royal guardsmen were allowed to fuck the Queen through, the Queen went back to the castle at dawn with soft knees and aching pussy, caringly supported by two bodyguards. The Queen had to fuck so many men that she lost her breath, but each Queen gave her best and held out until the last loin‐strong guardsman. The women could finally give themselves to their secret lovers or demanded it vehemently and loudly from these favorites. The intoxication was over after 24 hours, the women returned sadly to the conjugal bed, but they still dreamed during the whole year of the beautiful fucking and being fucked in the carnival. I saw their fantasies while their masturbation, and in them they repeated the fucking with their beloved and did not think for a moment about their everyday gray, tired‐loin husband. The Carnival also had reassuring consequences for the New Year, the girls and women had let themselves be fucked extensively until their pussies ached and they no longer gave a thought to cheating. I participated in the Carnival of course in the front line with my avatar girls body, I let more men fuck me than any other, the semen dripped out of my pussy in streams. I was happy for 24 hours, all my girls and women could get fucked by as many men as they wanted. They enforced it most even that the public fucking continued for three more days, so that they could really fuck all the men of their desire as often as they wanted. On those three extra days every common subject was allowed to fuck the Queen, they were shy and a bit scared when they were allowed to fuck the High Lady, but it made everyone proud. I loved the Carnival and made sure it was maintained for thousands of years to come. Unfortunately, the animalistic fucking at the Carnival gradually stopped, maybe it was related to the invention of writing? Nevertheless, even up to the new times the Carnival holds itself in mitigated form, the earlier public fucking was shamefully pushed away into the secrecy, however, thank God, it never disappeared.
From the east the new New spread, the women discovered the "Holy Bull", for example in the Persian Mithras‐Cult. Only a few High Priestesses were acrobatic enough to fuck the bull. The bulls had penises far too small and were by nature the most unsuitable to fuck the priestesses. None of the bulls had the slightest inclination to fuck a priestess. Two priestesses on the left and two on the right snuggled nakedly up to the uncomprehending bull, and the acrobat high priestess, stimulated by drugs and hours of masturbation, clung to her victim from below and inserted the bull's small cock in her pussyhole. She fucked without any active response from the bull, who with animalistic dullness jerked off his semen until the little human female let go of him. Never had the priestess other than a faked orgasm. The new religion disappeared faster than anyone would have thought possible.
Far longer lasted the connection of women and the "Sacred Stallions" that poured over southern Europe from the distant steppes of Asia. The stallion was easy to train and the women kept this habits high for several thousand years. How much pleasure in perverse watching did the Greeks get when Queens like Penelope or Brunhild let themselves be fucked by a stallion in plain sight, in public on the main town square? Nobody saw the shy feelings and the shameful trembling hearts of the selfhumiliating Queens.
The Carnival was extended to four days under the Kings Odysseus, Telemachos and Odysseus the Younger, much to the delight of the populace, who could afford a nap to recover and continue fucking freshly invigorated. The Queens, Penelope and Brunhild, had to fuck all the willing men from the second day on. There were often more than 200 on these 4 days and the Queen staggered back to the castle with really soft knees, caringly supported by two guardsmen. — Those were the days!
I have been performing my task as a Deity conscientiously and faithfully for millions of years. In the early days, it was very exciting to awaken and nurture the sexuality of creatures that were more animal than human. These first creatures, still animal‐like, discovered the pleasures of daily mating as an evolution of fucking, which previously occurred only when they were still animals and ready to conceive. Over many millennia, women evolved masturbating and fucking into what it is today.
Girls and women still love to be guided and seduced by me to masturbate and fuck. Astarte, my dear and wise consort, points out more and more often that there are already almost a billion people on Earth and you and I must not overdo it with fertility, because Annu's gloomy forebodings would otherwise arrive sooner than expected.
"We are gradually disappearing, my love," sighed Astarte, "we are becoming transparent, invisible and meaningless with time!"